i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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