yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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