that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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