my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
