Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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