I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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