he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i think im in europe. pls send help
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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