Don't you send me to vm
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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