Pappa wants mamma naked
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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