If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think your dad took our porno
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
