On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Everything about him screamed your future.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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