I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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