I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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