This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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