oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Ladies don't puke and tell
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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