I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Randomize
