Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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