eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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