Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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