I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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