My pussy is not your playground.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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