I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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