Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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