She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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