Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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