on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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