then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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