in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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