Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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