it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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