I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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