Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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