32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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