I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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