He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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