Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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