Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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