what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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