I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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