so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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