is your mom at the bar?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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