Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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