so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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