You're so nebulous sometimes
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After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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