i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Small penises have feelings too.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Randomize
