You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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