Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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