I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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