why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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