mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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