Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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