I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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