Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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