How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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