he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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