Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Randomize
